Tuesday, September 30, 2008

ALICIA KEYS + JACK WHITE = NEW BOND THEME VIDEO!

I POSTED A DOWNLOAD LINK TO THE TRACK LAST WEEK, NOW CHECK THE VIDEO!!

AAAAAAWWWWW YEA!!!

I USED TO MAKE THESE BEAD THINGS ALL THE TIMES WHEN I WAS A KID....BUT I NEVER THOUGHT TO DEPICT THIS SCENE (maybe i was too young :), LET ALONE MAKE ONE OUT OF 2438 BEADS! AWESOME. THIS IS A PIECE BY NIR TOBER FOR THE SEX ISSUE OF A5 MAGAZINE IS SWEETNASTY. AND YALL KNOW I'M ALWAYS A FAN OF THE CUNNILINGUS, LOL.

Monday, September 29, 2008

DAMMIT, WHERE'S THE TRAILER!?

THE TRAILER FOR THE FILM, "SEVEN POUNDS" STARRING WILL SMITH, ROSARIO DAWSON AND A HOST OF OTHERS, WAS LEAKED ONTO THE INTERNET TODAY.

In the film, Will Smith reunites with the directors and producers of The Pursuit Of Happyness. Smith plays Ben Thomas, an IRS agent with a fateful secret who embarks on an extraordinary journey of redemption by forever changing the lives of seven strangers...The film opens in theaters on December 19.

UNFORTUNATELY, AS SOON AS IT WAS POSTED, IT WAS REMOVED SO I WAS ONLY ABLE TO SAVE THE BEGINNING IMAGE FROM THE VIDEO. IT'S OF ROSARIO, SO ENJOY :)

MA DUKES NEEDS OUR HELP.

illustration by Donald Ely

THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE THE MEANS TO HELP MA DUKES AKA MAUREEN YANCEY, PLEASE DO:

Maureen Yancey gave birth to one of the greatest producers of our generation, James Yancey aka Dilla. She suffers from Lupus, the same disease which claimed the life of her child. Lupus is an auto-immune disease which results in cell and tissue damage and a host of related medical issues.

Mrs. Yancey is currently struggling to pay for her own medical bills and to keep her household running after the loss of one of her children. She reached out to us in an attempt to contact the fans that were supporters of her son & his music. Please consider donating to her today.




SHE DEFINITELY REMINDS ME A LOT OF THE STRONG WOMEN IN MY FAMILY, SO I AM TRYING TO DO MY PART BY HELPING HER SHARE HER STORY (in lieu of actually donating, my broke ass...).
CLICK HERE TO DONATE.

SO MUCH TO SAY...


1.) GLAD TO SEE HER DOING THINGS SINCE HER STINT ON "THE PARENT 'HOOD."
2.) GLAD TO SEE HER DOING THINGS AFTER HER ROLE IN THE ATROCITY THAT WAS "NEVER DIE ALONE"....SHE WAS A CRACKHEAD IN THAT ONE...
3.) THE T.I. VIDEO DEFINITELY MADE HER RELEVANT AGAIN.

CONGRATS TO REAGAN GOMEZ-PRESTON FOR HAVING A BODY LIKE THIS, RIGHT AFTER GIVING BIRTH TO HER DAUGHTER IN 2007. U GO GIRL (i love that phrase).

"MYSTERY TEAM" TRAILER!!


OUR BOYS OVER AT DERRICK COMEDY HAVE RECENTLY RELEASED THE TRAILER FOR THEIR FIRST FEATURE FILM, "MYSTERY TEAM." THE TRAILER IS SUPER FUNY, AND I'M GLAD TO SEE THESE YOUNG FEELOWS DOIN' IT BIG IN AN INDEPENDENT WAY. NOTHING BUT SUPPORT FROM US C.L.A.T.A. CHICKS :) CHECK THE TRAILER BELOW...

DIESEL XX PARTY PREVIEW!! 17 COUNTRIES YALL...


IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE IN: TOKYO, HELSINKI, NETHERLANDS, AMSTERDAM, ATHENS, DUBAI, BARCELONA, COPENHAGEN, MILAN, MUNICH PARIS, OSLO, STOCKHOLM, ZURICH, LONDON, SAO PAULO, OR NYC, CHECK OUT THE DIESEL XXX 30TH BIRTHDAY PARTY ON OCT. 11. MUSICAL GUESTS SUCH AS M.I.A. (yaaay!) N.E.R.D., UFFIE AND CHAKA KHAN WILL ENTERTAIN US LONG INTO THE NIGHT. I THINK IT'S SOOO COOL THAT ALL THESE PARTIES WILL BE HAPPENING SIMULTANEOUSLY ACROSS THE WORLD. I'M GONNA TRY MY BEST TO GET TO THE ONE IN NYC, BECAUSE I KNOW ITS GONNA BE POPPIN!! CHECK THE PROMO VIDEO FOR THE PARTY BELOW... IT'S GOOD ASS TIMES LOL.

Diesel's SFW XXX Party Clip - Watch more free videos

Sunday, September 28, 2008

FUCK THE RAIN!!!

I WISH I HAD THE FUNDS TO BUY THIS UMBRELLA AND TRULY EXPRESS MY FEELINGS TOWARDS THE HUMID/RAINY WEATHER IN WASHINGTON D.C. RECENTLY. YOU CAN COP ONE HERE.




GO ETNIES, GO ETNIES.



ADULTSWIM (my favorite segment on t.v) CREATIVE DIRECTOR JACOB ESCOBEDO COLLABED WITH ETNIES FOOTWEAR TO PRODUCE THESE FIERY ASS KICKS. I HOPE THERE IS MORE TO THIS SERIES, BECAUSE THE SHITS ARE SWEET, LOL.

LOVE THE ALIEN FROM AQUATEEN HUNGERFORCE!! LMAO.

OH MAN, PALIN IS SUCH A JOKE.

TINA FEY IS KILLIN THE SARAH PALIN PARODY, HERE'S A CLIP FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE'S SATIRE ON PALIN INTERVIEW WITH KATIE COURIC BELOW.
EEEEXXCELLENT...


AND HERE'S THE REAL THING....NOT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE, LMAO.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

G'DAM THESE SHITS R SWEET.

SEXED. THESE ACTUALLY MAKE ME LIKE OPEN TOE BOOTS (kinda). REGARDLESS, PROPS TO VELVET ANGELS FOR THESE JOINTS:



I WISH THE REST OF THE COLLECTION FROM JOE PONCE (former head designer from L.A.M.B. clothing line) WASN'T SO BAKERS/ALDO/LOW BUDGET STEVE MADDEN. OH WELL PROPS TO HIM FOR STARTING HIS OWN SHIT.


THESE JOINTS ARE ALRIGHT TOO:

Friday, September 26, 2008

GOT A BODY LIKE BARACK....LOL


DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN SALT & PEPA REMIXED "WHAT A MAN" AND PUT THAT LINE IN THERE? LOL GOODTIMES, BUT HE IS WEARING THE HELL OUT OF THAT SUIT ON TONIGHT'S DEBATE, HES LOOKING REAL SLEEK AND STRUCTURED. HIS POLICIES AND ARGUMENTS ARE PRETTY COOL TOO...(i objectify men in political arenas because someone's got to do it). I WILL DISCLOSE THE DEBATE'S BEST/WORST DRESSED LIST TOMORROW, LOL.

MAN & WIFE MOVE TO MTV.....DAMN.

FATMAN SCOOP AND HIS WIFE SHANDA ARE MAKING THE SWITCH FROM THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MTV, YAY? I MEAN, IT'S GREAT THAT THEY ARE GAINING MOE NOTORIETY, BUT MTV???? THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET NEARLY AS RAUNCHY AS THEY DO ONLINE.... :( THEN IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER MTV REALITY SERIES WITH A BIG MAN AND BIG BOOBS (awesome, i guess). SOME OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES BELOW...



























CHRIS ROCK ON LARRY KING LIVE: GOOOOOD...


AHHHHHHH! I'M SOO EXCITED FOR MR. ROCK'S NEW SHOW "KILL THE MESSENGER" WHICH AIRS TOMORROW (sept 27) ON HBO. YEA, ITS GONNA BE FUNNY (duh, even Pootie Tang was hilarity) SO YOU KNOW I'LL BE WATCHING. CHECK OUT ONE OF THE STOPS ON HIS PROMO TOUR, AN APPEARANCE ON LARRY KING LIVE. ROCK IS SPEAKIN SOME REAAALLLL SHIT AND I ALWAYS FLUCKS WITH HOW EASILY HE ADDRESSES ISSUES. LOLOLOLOLOL LARRY IS ALL TYPES OF SHOOK OVER DISCUSSING BLACK THINGS WITH ROCK ::sigh:: GOODTIMES....

CREATIVE RECREATIONS FALL/WINTER 08!


THE NEW LINE OF CREATIVE RECREATIONS IS SO AUTUMNAL & FIERY. I NEEDS ME A PAIR OF THOSE SNEAKS ABOVE, SO PLEASE SEND IN DONATIONS SO THAT I MAY ACQUIRE A PAIR :)




THIS MIGHT BE A SLOW DAY....

YES, YES I KNOW ITS FRIDAY, BUT IT'S ONE OF THE GLOOMIEST COLDEST ONES IVE EXPERIENCED IN A WHILE. I WOKE UP @ 6 THIS MORNING IN AN ALTOGETHER ABANDONED HOUSE....ALLL ALONE. LAYING ON THIS MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR, COMMISERATING OVER MISTAKES I'VE MADE AND PEOPLE I'VE HURT, I THINK TO MYSELF, "WHAT A WAY TO START MY WEEKEND, EH?" TODAY IS ALSO HOWARD UNIVERSITY'S PURGE DATE (for all you individuals, lucky enough not to be familiar with this term, that means Howard U is about to kick every who hasn't paid there balance for this year the fuck out) AND I JUST KNOW MY ASS IS BOUT TO BE BOOTED FROM THE SYSTEM...I CAN FEEL THE ICKINESS OF TODAY RUSHING IN THROUGH THE BROKEN WINDOW IN THE CLOSET, BRINGING WITH IT ITS USUAL TOE CURLING CHILL AND RELUTANCE TO EVEN START MY DAY.

BUT I GOTTA SLAP MYSELF OUTTA BED, AND DO THIS BULLSHIT HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT BEFORE 10:00....AHHHH BACK TO BELOVED ACADEMIC GRIND (not).

Thursday, September 25, 2008

USB LIGHTER...I NEEDS ME ONE OF THESE.

AWWWWWESOME. THIS OFFICIAL LOOKING LIGHTER DOUBLES AS A USB....THIS WOULD DEFINITELY HELP ME IN MY SCHOOLING AND MY CANNABIS SMOKING (yes i smoke cannabis, you should too with your uptight ass lol).....

CONGRATS DONALD GLOVER!!!

CONGRATS TO THE SHOW 30 ROCK FOR WINNING AN EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES (2nd year in a row!). ABOVE YOU WILL SEE DONALD GLOVER (MEMBER OF THE DERRICK COMEDY ENSEMBLE) HOLDING THE STATUE. WHY YOU ASK? THIS MULTI-TALENTED WRITER/COMEDIAN ALSO WRITES FOR THE SHOW AND WAS ABLE TO TAKE PART IN THE EXPERIENCE, CONGRATS BROTHA!!!!!!!!

SIDE NOTE: LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING MORE ABOUT THE FIRST DERRICK COMEDY FEATURE FILM "MYSTERY TEAM" WHICH CONCLUDED IT'S PRODUCTION IN JULY.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

BRIAN WALKER CONTEMPORARY PHOTOGRAPHY

SO THIS IS THE FIRST PHOTOGRAPHER THAT I'VE SHOWN LOVE TO @ C.L.A.T.A., SO YOU KNOW HE'S HOT. BRIAN WALKER, HAILS FROM SYDNEY AUSTRALIA AND IS BLOWING MY MIND HIS PLASTIC FANTASTIC IMAGES.
"Walker 's works have featured compositions such as battery packed human figurines, fur clad models destined for the meat market and a post modern take on the beloved nursery rhyme Jack and Jill. Walker first came across photography eleven years ago in the form of analogue and black and white, progressing to colour and eventually discovering an early version of Photoshop. This tool completely revolutionised

Walkers work and enabled a progression that continues today of seamless illustration between reality and make believe.

From early on Walker has been influenced by surrealist artists such as Dali and Magritte. Today he is influenced by the evolution of fashion and popular culture such as film, magazines and the internet."
--LICKTHESUN.COM
ENJOY WALKER'S FANCIFUL WORK BELOW:

ZOMBIE KIT V1:

FREE RANGE MILK:


FIFTY LASHES:


GREASY SPOON:

I THOUGHT THIS COMMERCIAL WAS A LITTLE WEIRD/SCARY
HEY GUY, WE ALLLL KNOW YOU WISH YOU WERE THAT CHOCOLATEY IN REAL LIFE....

KANYE WEST "ALLIGATOR BOOTS" AVEC LES PUPPETS

KANYE WEST IS DEVELOPING A NEW SHOW THAT IS "HIP HOP MEETS MUPPETS" FOR COMEDY CENTRAL. WHATEVER KANYE, JUST MAKE SURE THAT SHIT'S HOT, **OR ELSE**. BUT REALLY, WILL MY THREATS MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE? CHECK A SNIPPET/PREVIEW BELOW, IT'S PRETTY DAMN FUNNY.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

DESIGNER'S INSPIRE #7: KIDROBOT


FOUNDED IN 2002, KIDROBOT IS ONE THE PREMIER RETAILERS OF ART & APPAREL. THE LINE FUSES STREET WEAR , POP ART AND FASHION TRENDS AND PRODUCES A COLLECTION OF CREATIVE AND VIBRANT CLOTHING, TOYS AND ART THAT DEFINITELY APPRECIATE OVERT TIME. I NOTICED SOME OF MY CO-WORKERS ROCKING SOME KIDROBOT GEAR AND THOUGHT IT WAS ESPECIALLY FLY. SO IF YOU DON'T KNOW...NOW YOU KNOW. ENJOY SOME OF MY FAVORITE PIECES FROM THEIR ONLINE STORE BELOW...
SUPAKITCH CLASSIC HOODIE:

OLIVE SUSPENDER SKIRT:

HOODED LEATHER BOMBER:

RADIAL HALFTONE TEE:


MARCOS MEDAL TEE
:

I AGREE WITH MADONNA ON THIS ONE

CHECK OUT MADONNA'S NEW VIDEO "GET STUPID" CONTROVERSY, SCHMONTROVERSY...THE BATCH IS SINGIN SOME REALS. WAKE UP!!

C.L.A.T.A. GIRLS ON THEIR EXCLUSIVE SHIT!!

THE OTHER NIGHT, FELLOW C.L.A.T.A. CHICK LACEY & I WERE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO ATTEND A FIERY EVENT AT THE PUMA STORE IN GEORGETOWN, FEATURING AFRIKAA BAMBAATAA. THIS SHIT WAS SOOO HOT, AND YOU KNOW I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO ATTENDING MORE FUNCTIONS LIKE THAT!!! :) STAY TUNED FOR MORE EXCLUSIVITY....

EXTREMELY TALENTED ARTIST BILLY COLBERT SHOWING SOME LOVE!:

OUR HOMEBOY HEZEKIAH REPRESENTING PHILLY!:

THE HOMEGIRL PARIS F. WAS THERE (looking just as fly as she does in class!) ENJOYING THE AMBIANCE. (why am i making that face)


FELLOW BLOGGER TIM, BEFORE I ACTUALLY MET HIM (i steal pictures of people):


AND THIS CHICK MADE MY NIGHT, ROCKIN THE NIKE AIR QUESTOS!!!!! EEEXCELENT.


AFRIKAA BAMBAATAA!!:


SHOWING THE C.L.A.T.A GIRLS LOVE:



THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE THERE!:


OMG OMG OMG, I STARED AT HER BACK HEAD FOREVER.


KURTIS BLOW CAME THRU SHOWING THE C.L.A.T.A. CHICKS LOVE!!

GOODTIMES!: i see you in the background Madia!

I WHOLE HEARTEDLY HATE THESE


THESE JEANS BETTER NOT BE THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE, BECAUSE THAT WILL ILLUSTRATE HOW LITTLE HOPE AND DIGNITY IS REALLY LEFT IN THIS WORLD...IF I GO OUT INTO THE STREET AND SEE SOME "FASHIONISTA" ROCKING THESE SORRY EXCUSES FOR A PAIR OF JEANS...I MIGHT LOSE ALL CONTROL. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, THE LOW WAISTED-SOGGY CROTCH JEAN WAS NEVER A HOT LOOK AND IT BETTER NOT EVER BE!! DON'T THESE JEANS JUST MAKE MAD YOU MAD (a lil bit)? THE ONLY REASON I WOULD ROCK THEM IS IF I WANTED MY ASS AND LEGS (lower half of my body essentially) TO LOOK MISHAPPEN, MISFIGURED AND (worst of all) FLAT, FLAT, FLAT. I WISH I HAD THE POWER TO SIMULTANEOUSLY BURN EVERY PAIR OF THESE JEANS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH... I'M JUST SO MAD RIGHT NOW...

SIDE NOTE: IF YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THESE JEANS, THEN BY ALL MEANS CHECK OUT THE REST OF THE LINE ORPHAN JODPHUR HERE. ACTUALLY EVERYTHING ELSE BESIDES THESE ATROCITIES IS PRETTY CUTE :)

Monday, September 22, 2008

WOW, NOW IM EVEN LESS EXCITED PT. 2

I THINK THIS MAY BECOME A SERIES OF POSTS. I JUST WATCHED THE TRAILER FOR THE BIOPIC "NOTORIOUS," AND DON'T FEEL ANY MORE OR LESS INCLINED TO BE EXCITED TO GO AND SEE THIS MOVIE. THAT'S NOT SUCH A GOOD THING BASED ON MY LAST POST ABOUT THIS JOINT, LOL. BUT MY ASS KNOWS I'M STILL SEEING THIS MOVIE... TRAILER BELOW, JUST FOR YOU!!!


DAMMIT THIS SHIT IS FIERY

THIS CAPE/COAT IS RULING MY LIFE & CALLING ME, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH SCRATCH (cheddar, scrilla, dollars, lol) TO EVEN THINK ABOUT PURCHASING IT. I DEFINITELY HAVE PLANS TO GET A CHEAPER VERSION THO... CORAL CAPE:

NOW I GOTTA GET PERSONAL ON YOU FOOLS (love ya!:)


WTF, WHY DIDN'T I DO WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO TODAY? I HAD A LIST OF THINGS THAT DESPERATELY NEEDED TO BE DONE (i.e. posting for you lovelies) TODAY AND I BUCKLED UNDER THE PRESSURE, MY HEAD STARTED HURTING AND I DID WHAT I DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE; WENT TO SLEEP FOR....EVER. WHAT'S GOING ON???!? GEEZ, I SUCK. BUT TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY, A DAY THAT I WILL GET SHIT DONE AND PARTIALLY REDEEM MYSELF. WISH ME LUCK.

BENJAMIN BIXBY FALL 08!!

ANDRE 3000 (of outkast fame), RECENTLY DEBUTED THE LINE AT HARROD'S IN LONDON LAST WEEK AND THE COLLECTION WILL AVAILABLE FOR SALE AT BARNEY'S. I HAVE ALWAYS APPRECIATED HIS STYLE AND INDIVIDUALITY AND AM HELLA EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HE'S ABOUT TO BRING TO THE FASHION ARENA (please be to men's fashion what Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B. line is to women's fashion....please). CHECK SOME PRELIMINARY IMAGES OF THE BIXBY LINE BELOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK?




AND ON YESTERDAY'S "ENTOURAGE"


T.I. GUEST STARS AS HIMSELF, AND THIS EPISODE LEAVES YOU WANTING MORE AFTER (as usual, damn its half hour duration!!). CHECK OUT THE FULL EPISODE BELOW ;)

CONGRATS, TINA FEY!!


MY MAIN GIRL, TINA FEY WON AN EMMY FOR BEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES LAST NIGHT. I THINK SHE TOTALLY DESERVES IT, 30 ROCK, A SITCOM WHICH SHE DEVELOPED AND STARS IN, IS HILARITY!!! SHE LOOKED FIERY ACCEPTING HER AWARD AND HUMBLY THANKED HER PARENTS FOR,
"“somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. Well done. That is what all parents should do.”

I HEEEEAAARRDDDD THAT, LMAO! CHECK SOME OF MY FAVORITE TINA FEY CLIPS BELOW, IN CELEBRATION!!!
TINE FEY AS SARAH PALIN:


TINA FEY ON WEEKEND UPDATE:


TINA FEY SNL HOST MONOLOGUE:

Sunday, September 21, 2008

CHEAP & HOT (LIKE YOUR MOM....JK, GEEEZZ...)

I LOVE ACCESSORIES, VINTAGE, NEW, "BORROWED, LOL. BUT WHEN IT'S CHEAP & SEXED, I JUST GOTTA COP IT!! YES, YES, YES I UNDERSTAND THAT CHEAP SHIT SOMETIMES DOESN'T LAST, BUT HEY THAT WHY IT'S CHEAP. I ALSO MUST ADD THAT I ALSO MAKE QUALITY ADDITIONS TO MY LONG-TERM JEWELRY ARSENAL EVERY NOW & THEN WHEN I GET THE CHANCE. PEEP THESE HOT ACCESSORIES I FISHED UP FOR YA :)

CRESCENT LEAF EARRINGS:


GILDED RUBBER BANGLES:



SILVER SPOON NECKLACE
:


THESE JOINTS ARE TOO SEXED RIGHT?